i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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