There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I am available for nakedness
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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