so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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