Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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