Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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