Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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