I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
So many bounce houses so little time
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
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