Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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