is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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