You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
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