1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
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