i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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