Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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