I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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