She said her name was "party"
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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