Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
Randomize