Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I am puke
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
