Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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