They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Randomize