I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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