Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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