I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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