Whod you bang
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
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