I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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