I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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