My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
I think people are normalizing furries
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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