thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
40s are totally the cure
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
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