She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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