You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
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