Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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