so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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