Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
it's great music for shaving your balls
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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