Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
we should paint friendship bongs
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