Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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