she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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