i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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