i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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