Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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