Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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