biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
I'm at about main and main street
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I think my moral compass just broke
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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