glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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