If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Randomize
