Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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