Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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