forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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