We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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