drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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