I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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