Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
she looked like the before picture.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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