I wanna bring you to show and tell
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Still dying that you shit outside
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Randomize
