3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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