you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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