I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
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