Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
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