were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Im part way to drunk.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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