last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
MIDGETS
????
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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