i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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